Master of Lies

Lies she always tell me:

I'm not normally like this.

I'm sleeping that night.

My phone is empty.

I don't have any textmate.

I'm with my friends.

I'm going out with the girls.

He's just a friend.

I have class that time.

I missed my phone.

I forgot to bring my phone.

I don't have load to reply your message.

I will call you.

Sorry I can't answer your call I have class.

I will ask permision if I will walk.

Promise I'm yours.

Promise I will not do that again.

Promise I'm always stay at home.

Promise I'm not driking beer.